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Yorkshire Junior FIG

Georgia Finch has made it. She is the Vault champ. She averaged 12.45; an impressive score. She topped it all by adding with 3 more medals to her haul and finishing an impressive 2nd overall.

gymnastics club huddersfieldThe 2012 opening ceremony

Unbelieavable. We made it to the greatest show on earth, and did it ever live upto all the hype. Never have so many been so friendly and had so much fun. Surely a world record for singing along with Paul McCartney

gymnastics club huddersfieldAdult Gym

Watch this space... Due to demand we are hoping to start an adult class on Fridays. The initial period will be run over the summer to guage the level of interest with a more structured class starting in Sept.

gymnastics club huddersfieldLevel 4 & 3

Zara and Amelia had a lot of fun, and showed real tenacity in a compettion of ups and downs

gymnastics club huddersfieldParents Night

Well it' is happening again.

HGC has bowed to the pressure and is hosting another Parents Night. The first evening of the year when old(er) joints get a dusting off and youth is relived and then regretted..

Friday the 24th June will be fun... the few days that follow .. well who can say!

gymnastics club huddersfieldLevel 4 and 3

More of our girls are gearing themselves up for the upcoming level 4 and 3 comp to be held in June.

gymnastics club huddersfieldLevel 7 & 6 results

What a weekend the highs and lows of competing. were evident for all to see. The newest HgGC competitors tried hard, overcame their nerves and performed admirably. This will set them on their way for bigger and better things to come. Well done.

The older girls performed as we have come to expect and once again brought home a collection of silverware. Well done to every1

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Our coach got his job at the gym because of his answer to a question on the job application about what type of work his military service had prepared him for. His SAS cloak and dagger work trained him to be brutally honest and so he put down - Explosives, murder, arson and assassination. We found a note written in his employee folder by the owner - "Perfect for the elite squad girls"

You Know You're a Gymnast When...

-You are on your hands as much as your feet.

-Leotards and  shorts become more comfy than clothes. 

-You  have the urge to shout stick instead of saying hi.

-Changing into a leotard in less than one minute becomes easy.

-You're able to put on or take off dowel grips in 30 seconds flat.

-Swinging on bars with rips becomes the norm.

-You recycle everything from grips to leotards.

-The gym becomes your second home.

-Your bedroom is clean because you are never in it. 

-Your gymbag is a pigsty because you are always in it.

-Potentially hazardous sports are off-limits until after Nationals or any Chapionship

-You hear football players complaining of "turf toe" and laugh at the simplicity of their foot problems.

-You can beat all the boys doing chin-ups, press-ups and sit-ups.

-Karate is a no-no because you find it hard to kick with flexed feet. 

-You become a master in the field of hand health care.

-When waiting in line at the check out you stand in fifth position.

-You fall asleep in splits. 

-When someone says "bars" you don't think of jail or drinking.

-You worry more about having water than food. 

-You call your dad "Coach" and your coach "Dad" on a regular basis.

-You wonder why the average person goes to touch their toes and can't get past their knees without groaning. 

-You go to grab something off the floor and your leg shoots up to a perfect scale.

-You're not sure if the mirror has become your friend or your enemy. 

-Being corrected isn't considered an insult 

-You rant and rave about the joy of stretching out.

-You learn how to laugh and make light of a mistake at a competition. 

-You think the best cure for a sprained ankle is to tumble on it.(Amy)

-You can't run more than a few steps without doing a hurdle step and round-off.. 

   

Gymnast: The doctor says I can't do gymnastics.                                             
Coach: Oh, he's seen you work out, too, huh?                                                                                

Q. What's the difference between a gymnastics coach giving conditoning and a well-mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first. 

Q. What's the difference between an gymnastics coach and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you. 

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