Adult GymWatch this space... Due to demand we are hoping to start an adult class on Fridays. The initial period will be run over the summer to guage the level of interest with a more structured class starting in Sept.
Level 4 & 3Zara and Amelia had a lot of fun, and showed real tenacity in a compettion of ups and downs
Parents NightWell it' is happening again.
HGC has bowed to the pressure and is hosting another Parents Night. The first evening of the year when old(er) joints get a dusting off and youth is relived and then regretted..
Friday the 24th June will be fun... the few days that follow .. well who can say!
Level 4 and 3More of our girls are gearing themselves up for the upcoming level 4 and 3 comp to be held in June.
Level 7 & 6 resultsWhat a weekend the highs and lows of competing. were evident for all to see. The newest HgGC competitors tried hard, overcame their nerves and performed admirably. This will set them on their way for bigger and better things to come. Well done.
The older girls performed as we have come to expect and once again brought home a collection of silverware. Well done to every1
Level 7 & 6Well here we go again.. Several girls are now training hard to compete in the upcoming Yorkshire Level 7 & 6 comp. Let's hope they can replicate their excellent achievements frim Grades
National Grades FinalsAnother exciting time at HGC. 2 girls have been working hard, ready for the National grades finals to be held in Birmingham.Georgia who has just competed, showed a lot of fight and determination and achieved a 4th on vault & Emma who will be competing at he end of April in the very difficult compulsory grades competition.
Our coach got his job at the gym because of his answer to a question on the job application about what type of work his military service had prepared him for. His SAS cloak and dagger work trained him to be brutally honest and so he put down - Explosives, murder, arson and assassination. We found a note written in his employee folder by the owner - "Perfect for the elite squad girls"
You Know You're a Gymnast When...
-You are on your hands as much as your feet.
-Leotards and shorts become more comfy than clothes.
-You have the urge to shout stick instead of saying hi.
-Changing into a leotard in less than one minute becomes easy.
-You're able to put on or take off dowel grips in 30 seconds flat.
-Swinging on bars with rips becomes the norm.
-You recycle everything from grips to leotards.
-The gym becomes your second home.
-Your bedroom is clean because you are never in it.
-Your gymbag is a pigsty because you are always in it.
-Potentially hazardous sports are off-limits until after Nationals or any Chapionship
-You hear football players complaining of "turf toe" and laugh at the simplicity of their foot problems.
-You can beat all the boys doing chin-ups, press-ups and sit-ups.
-Karate is a no-no because you find it hard to kick with flexed feet.
-You become a master in the field of hand health care.
-When waiting in line at the check out you stand in fifth position.
-You fall asleep in splits.
-When someone says "bars" you don't think of jail or drinking.
-You worry more about having water than food.
-You call your dad "Coach" and your coach "Dad" on a regular basis.
-You wonder why the average person goes to touch their toes and can't get past their knees without groaning.
-You go to grab something off the floor and your leg shoots up to a perfect scale.
-You're not sure if the mirror has become your friend or your enemy.
-Being corrected isn't considered an insult
-You rant and rave about the joy of stretching out.
-You learn how to laugh and make light of a mistake at a competition.
-You think the best cure for a sprained ankle is to tumble on it.(Amy)
-You can't run more than a few steps without doing a hurdle step and round-off..
Gymnast: The doctor says I can't do gymnastics.
Coach: Oh, he's seen you work out, too, huh?
Q. What's the difference between a gymnastics coach giving conditoning and a well-mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.
Q. What's the difference between an gymnastics coach and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
These are rubbish are they?
Well email me with better ones and I will put yours on this page